Also, football drafts are super weird, they are like Magic: The Gathering drafts, but the cards are people, and the players are mostly stupidly rich people that own decks called “teams”, and the structured play culminates with regional competitions played in giant bowls.

I am not really sure what the bowls refer to. Um, M:TG players don’t seem really particular about the… shape, of their venues. On the other hand, M:TG players also don’t care about the brain health of their deck. Mana isn’t gonna tap itself!